"Day Drinking Behind Wife's Back" Operation Commences: The Dangerous Emergency Response Committee of Married Men

An so-called 'Emergency Response Committee' has been convened by married men to enjoy day drinking while evading the eyes of their wives. In a video released by the YouTube channel Giggle Shop, the specific operational plans and the process of building alibis to drink during the day behind their wives' backs this Saturday at 1 PM were revealed.

From Funerals to Weddings, Designing 'Alibis' for Day Drinking

The core of the operation was to create a perfect justification that would not be discovered by their wives. The initial plan was to attend the funeral of an acquaintance's maternal grandfather, but the fact that the acquaintance's maternal grandfather has been in critical condition for 12 years, still ongoing, became a hindrance. Considering the risk that a real funeral might not actually take place, this plan was immediately discarded.

An alternative proposed was to utilize an official company workshop document. Taking advantage of the recent trend of increasing weekend workshops, they decided to adopt the format of an official document, but concerns were raised regarding 'uncertain factors' within the organization. In particular, as it became known that a specific individual in the sales team is marrying the only daughter of a wealthy family, analysis suggested that maintaining the security of the operation could be difficult.

The finally confirmed operation involves utilizing the wedding of an acquaintance, Assistant Manager Bang. The strategy is to secure a perfect alibi by taking group photos with the groom at the wedding hall and posting them on SNS. Instead of eating, the plan was modified to finish taking photos and signing the guestbook, then quickly escaping the scene to drink cheap alcohol at a nearby old-fashioned restaurant.

"Forbidden within a 5km radius of home"... The 'Main Enemies' classified on the blacklist

The biggest variable threatening the success of the operation is the surveillance network of the wives. The committee increased tension by reporting the trends of the 'blacklist' that would determine the success or failure of the day-drinking operation. Specific cases, such as a woman in her 30s residing in Mapo and a 32-year-old woman residing in Goyang, were mentioned and described as 'main enemies' who could appear anytime, anywhere.

In particular, in the case of a woman in her 40s residing in Ilsan, she was classified as an individual possessing such powerful surveillance and sniping capabilities that no alcohol can be consumed within a 5km radius of her home. She was depicted as an existence that could ruin the operation with a sudden appearance and sharp questions, being named the number one target of vigilance for the married men.

The codename for this operation has been named 'Day Drinking'. The committee concluded the briefing by pledging the success of the operation on condition of strict confidentiality this Saturday at 1 PM.

Source: original video (YouTube)